Creature of the month
Meet Mabel
Mabel’s hero? Rocky Balboa.
Originating from the South American Andes, alpacas were domesticated thousands of years ago for their impossibly soft fleece and gentle nature. They communicate through soft humming noises, have zero top front teeth, and possess a strong, natural herd instinct. But while her ancestors scaled high-altitude mountains, Mabel has chosen a different path to athletic glory: the ultimate poultry training camp.
Born on September 20, 2024, this high-energy young alpaca is the baby of our herd, but she has the heart of a champion. When she isn't scoping out the furthest edges of the pasture, she’s blasting "Eye of the Tiger" on repeat and visualizing her next big breakthrough.
Holding the prestigious title of Director of Unsanctioned Poultry Cardio, Mabel operates on one core philosophy: chasing chickens is the ultimate training montage. She treats every flock of chickens like her personal sparring partners, leading unexpected, high-intensity sprints across the yard to ensure maximum conditioning. She will work for food, a good hose down in the summer time, & she won't stop until she's the undisputed Heavyweight Champion of Pasture Fitness.
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Meet the gang
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Kelly
CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER
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Sloth
BIG FAN OF BABY RUTH & ROCKY ROAD
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Ethel
KARAOKE ENTHUSIAST
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Matilda
FOOD & SAFETY DIVISION
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C.C.
MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY
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Skadi
PROTECTOR OF THE REALM (BARN) CAT
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Lucy
MINI DONKEY & ROCK KISSER
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Camila
RETIRED WATER-SKIIER
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Siena
DOING HER BEST?
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Vivian
DUCHESS OF WOOL-MINSTER
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Diana
FASHION EDITOR
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Gunny
CHAIR OF THE NATIONAL MEATBALL APPRECIATION COMMITTEE
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Pippi
OLYMPIC HEADBUTT CHAMPION
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Missy Eggliott
GETS HER BEAK ON
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Ingrid
V.P. EVENT COORDINATOR & BARN LOGISTICS
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Mrs. McGillicuddy
aka “Mamma”
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Nessie
Chief Grievance Officer
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Ricky
Director of Emotional Support
Oswald
THE O.G.